Oh. Well, I took the shots because I am a downsy, and sometimes we forget to breathe. I was in a special risk category, so they said the experiment was risky, but not taking it was riskier.
Maybe you are more special than you realize. When people talk to you, are they careful to speak emphatically, emoting in an exaggerated manner, and choosing small-ish words?
Do you ever dress in primary colors, wearing a helmet?